Meme of bloody 3

It appears that James Cleverly has tagged me in the "Meme of 3" doing the rounds. Like pretty much everyone else I would normally never complete these things, but I'm going to do it just this once. If the Daily Pundit is reading this he should scroll to the bottom :)

1... Things that scare me

• Islamism
• The thought of a fourth term for Labour
• The thought of a first term for the Lib Dems

2... People who make me laugh

• Robin Williams
• Chris Morris
• Frank Skinner

3... Things I hate the most

• HTML email
• Internet tests
• People that include entire email threads and simply say "hehe" at the top.

4... Things I don't understand

• Moral relativism
• Soviet apologists
• Cliff Richard

5...Things I'm doing right now

• Hacking shell code
• Testing ReactOS
• Writing emails

6... Things I want to do before I die

• Visit all the continents
• See the earth from space
• Write a book

7... Things I can do

• Annoy people
• Moan like Victor Meldrew
• Swear a lot

8... Ways to describe my personality

• Persistent
• Argumentative
• Arrogant

9. Things I can't do

• Fly a plane
• Drive a train
• Read Assembler

10...Things I think you should listen to

• Any album by Me first and the Gimme Gimmes
• CJ Bolland's The Analogue Theatre
• The Prodigy Experience

11...Things you should never listen to

• George Galloway
• Busted
• Take That

12...Things I'd like to learn

• The answer to "what is consciousness?"
• How to play the stock market and actually win
• Assembler

13... Favorite foods

• Chicken Jalfrezi
• Fajitas
• Piri-piri chicken

14...Beverages I drink regularly

• Stella Artois (also known as "wife beater")
  
• Coffee (not instant)
• Water

15...Shows I watched as a kid

• Grange Hill
• The Legend of Tim Tyler - why did it take 20 weeks for him to realise all he had to do was bet he could laugh?
• Mr Benn

16...People I'm tagging (to do this meme)

• Croydonian
• The Daily Pundit - aren't I funny?
• Last Boy Scout