Monday, June 28, 2010

It's a funny old game

Let's first be clear about something, this is not a sore loser post. Yesterday England got hammered and deserved to lose. Frankly they could easily have been four down at the break, and they were lucky not be given the sort of kicking North Korea got from Portugal.

What's more, it was deliciously ironic, nay, almost amusing to see England concede the first goal as a result of the atypical English "long ball" strategy, given that Germany's own legend Franz Beckanbauer had slated England for playing that way.

Yes, it's indisputable, the England team have had a woeful World Cup. However, there is a far more important reality of yesterday's game that FIFA need to sort out and it's obvious where I'm going with this, we need to sort out managing the goal line, be it with technology or people.

Last year, in the Europa League, UEFA introduced two extra officials who stood on the goal line for just this reason. Had such officials been present yesterday, or during Italy's game, the result and course of the torunament may well have been very different.

Of course, you could introduce the hawkeye style technology that tennis uses to judge a ball in or out. The argument of FIFA that this will effect the universality of the game because lower levels will not be able to afford the technology is nonsense.

No doubt Sep Blatter and FIFA were releived that Germany put the game beyond doubt in the second half because it makes the "it was a goal" line an academic one that can be easily ignored.

Yes, football is harsh sometimes. Decisions can go your way, and other times they can't. But surely it is becoming a bit of a joke that in the 21st Century you can confirm a ball is over the line within in seconds and yet the referee is not allowed to review it.

The only positive to take is if Germany go on to win the tournament and then at least England know they were beaten by only the best.

Friday, June 25, 2010

Eating one's words......

Well what can I say, still on holiday in sunny Spain and it ends up being the Italians who don't go through and England did - that will teach for me having so little faith. Japanese free kicks last night were awesome. I'm now wondering if Spain will manage or whether the only "giants" of European football in the final 16 are going to be Germany, England and Portugal by the end of the day.

What a crazy World Cup.

Interesting facts. Until last night, no defending World Champion (update as per @burwellian comment: 'and the other finalist from the last tournament') had gone out in the group stages. The last time Italy did go out during the group stage was 1974 when the only goal they scored in their last game was by some guy called Fabio Capello. No team has ever won the World Cup with a foreign manager.

Spooky huh?

Note: I still have Brazil in the sweepstake as a backup :)

P.S. England need to play in red more.

Update: I see Spain made it.

Wednesday, June 23, 2010

Class war and VAT

For the first time in a very long time I didn't watch the Budget, why would I? I'm in Spain in the wonderful heat of the mountains! In fact, I even decided to wait until this morning before reading how the Government intended to screw me - not that it wasn't all leaked and trailed in the Sunday papers anyway which I read at the airport.

I understand, having glanced around the web this morning, that there's been considerable reaction to the VAT rise from pretty much all quarters. On the one hand it's condemned as a bad thing because it's a tax rise, and on the other it's condemned as being unfair because it disproportionately hurts the poor as they tend to end up paying more of their income out on it than the rich.

The argument, advanced by the Left, is you're pretty bog standard statistcal jiggerypokery that creates the perception of shocking inequality without for a second thinking about other possible contextual factors that make it not nearly as bad as they make it sound. Sunder Kawala put it like this,
The richest 10% pay one in every 25 pounds of their income in VAT; the poorest 10% pay one in every seven pounds as VAT (Source: Office of National Statistics)
Sounds terrible doesn't it when you see it in those terms huh? Now let's put some contextual reality on that. First up, let's deal with the "richest 10%" line, this is class war at its best.

To get yourself into the "richest 10%" you need to earn just over £50,000 a year, a household with two people earning £25K achieve that and whilst they may seem to have a lot more money coming in than the lower income brackets they are not, by any stretch of the imagination, rich.

Comfortable certainly, although still very likely to be stretching themsleves to pay mortgages, saving each month for a holiday once a year, running a car, paying for public transport to work, paying energy bills, phone bills and the like. Let's not piss about here calling these people "rich".

Being "rich" is when you don't know or care when payday is. Trying to categorise people based on statistical groupings around income is little more than rhetorical envy politics that fails to recognise the reality in which ordinary people live.

Then we have the "poorest 10%" and their income. This group earns, just over £14,000 per year. Undoubtedly not as well off in income terms as the so-called "richest 10%". However, this group is subsidised already by the "richest 10%" through tax redistribution, benefits and the like. Thus their income is split between earned income, and handout income.

The point I'm driving at here is that making the "one in every 25 pounds spent on VAT vs one in every seven pounds spent on VAT" argument fails to realise that on the one hand you have someone spending their money, and on the other you have someone spending money that that's been taxed once already and given to them for free.

I'm not arguing that they shouldn't be given the money, rather that trying to make out VAT unfairly hits those on the lowest income ignores the reality that the money spenton many of the servives that are subject to VAT isn't really "income" int he traditionally earned sense.

Don;t misundertand me here though, I'm not saying I support the rise in VAT. I'm just aking issue with the argument being deployed by the Left against the rise. Much better to argue against it in the basis that people will probably start to spend less, or will start using the black market to avoid it.

I wouldn't be surprised if the words "can we do it without the VAT if I pay cash" becomes more commonplace after January in thiose areas of trade which can accomodate such things - e.g. mechanics, plumbers, builders, market traders etc.

To be honest though, the most interesting thing to watch over the next few years, assuming the Coalition can get its VAT hike through, will be if HM Opposition campaign on a platform to cut the rate of VAT. They might be arguing vehemently against it now, but I'm willing to bet they won't cut the rate if they won the next election and it remained above 17.5% at that time.

That's politics you see, and Government's - espeically Labour Government's - love to take our money and spend it as if it is theirs.

Saturday, June 19, 2010

Holiday!

Mrs Dizzy and I are off on our holidays today to sunny Andalucia where we'll be watching Italy and Spain attempt to progress in the World Cup. England will be lucky if they progress (as will Spain but at least they can score goals ocassionally). Back in July.

Friday, June 18, 2010

The Teeside Hospital - another Labour failure

Questioning Danny Alexander on the decision to not build a replacement hosiptal for an already existing one in Teeside, Pat Glass, the Labour MP for North West Durham, said,
My understanding is that [the hospital] was not promised in the last weeks before the election, but had been planned, committed to and expected for five years.
So what you're saying is the local electorate have been expecting something for the last five years of the Labour Government and it's not been delivered or even started.

What a ringing endorsement of the Labour legacy that is!

Thursday, June 17, 2010

Lost... in one minute


Just think how you could have saved over six years of your life huh?

New Tory MP calls SamCam a slut

Well, sort of.

Therese Coffey MP's website got pwned. As she herself notes.


I'm guessing she uses the same password for Twitter too though, as that remains under the control of "thegh0st" who is clearly 1337! Apparently Samantha Cameron is a slut and a whore.

Awesome pin-up calendar

Great piece of advertising for medical imaging company.

Am quite impressed with July. She's hot!

Via ufunk.net

Wednesday, June 16, 2010

A missing signature....

Currently there seems to be a rather obvious Opposition backbencher's signature missing from this Early Day Motion.
That this House notes that 14 to 19 June 2010 is the UK's first ever National Eye Health Week; further notes that at least 50 per cent. of sight loss is preventable and that early detection through regular eye tests is a simple and practical way to maintain good eye health; and congratulates the organisations involved in Eye Health Week in bringing to the nation's attention the importance of regular sight tests for good eye health and prevention of sight loss.
Perhaps he's not seen it yet?

Old Government website you didn't know about...

I give you the National Counter Terrorism Security Office's secureyourfertiliser.gov.uk circa 2006.

Lots of useful info about how to use locks and close doors, and how the 1993 World Trade Center bomb was made from poo and wee.

Oh yes, and you can also "Win £500 by submitting your feriliser [sic] security ideas".