tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22202011.post5670039524134307090..comments2023-12-11T08:49:46.305+00:00Comments on Dizzy Thinks: Downing Street message for Jeremy ClarksonUnknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger42125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22202011.post-18474470878893497152009-08-05T23:35:13.573+01:002009-08-05T23:35:13.573+01:00Back from your wank then Dizzy? Shabash!!! Hope it...Back from your wank then Dizzy? Shabash!!! Hope it was a good one.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22202011.post-41361993728664122082008-08-25T08:14:00.000+01:002008-08-25T08:14:00.000+01:00If I had ever said it wasn't shit then you would h...If I had ever said it wasn't shit then you would have a point, but I haven't so you don't.dizzyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04250325010662356883noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22202011.post-90095348944513419822008-08-23T18:55:00.000+01:002008-08-23T18:55:00.000+01:00"I'm actually 32 but I also enjoy a good flame war..."I'm actually 32 but I also enjoy a good flame war, and the quality of an insult is vitally important. As too is the ability to subtly take the piss out of those you are engaged in a war of words with."<BR/><BR/>Given that "So, when reading your comment a second time the phrases "thick as pig shit", "unable to comprehend basic concepts" and "twat" spring to mind." is your idea of a 'subtly taking the piss' you might want to work on that a bit. <BR/><BR/>Perhaps you could also work your content a bit more as it is, if I may be subtle, "shit".Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22202011.post-15730278215485964792008-08-22T14:58:00.000+01:002008-08-22T14:58:00.000+01:00Brown is a disgrace - he will be denying us our ca...Brown is a disgrace - he will be denying us our cars next - how can that man ever look the great british people in the eye? petrol prices up and its all brown's fault - sack him and get the tories in - petrol will fall in price and we can start to buy bigger and better cars.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22202011.post-23030205267595765112008-08-21T14:06:00.000+01:002008-08-21T14:06:00.000+01:00At 7 in the morning? Weird.I think it's amusing ho...At 7 in the morning? Weird.<BR/><BR/>I think it's amusing how some people will jump on the government for anything they do at all. Some junior press-officer suffering from a severe case of silly season boredom mocks up a video by splicing together stock footage and a picture of Jeremy Clarkson and the outrage level is the same as when they make serious misjudgements on the economy or whatever.<BR/><BR/>Should change the name of the site to "Dizzy Doesn't Think". Hahaha.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22202011.post-69614918610102351532008-08-21T07:44:00.000+01:002008-08-21T07:44:00.000+01:00I love the way a number of the last view comments ...I love the way a number of the last view comments have been based upon straw man misrepresentation. It makes me feel greatly confident about the intellectual capacity of Guardian readers.<BR/><BR/>Talisman, I'm actually 32 but I also enjoy a good flame war, and the quality of an insult is vitally important. As too is the ability to subtly take the piss out of those you are engaged in a war of words with.<BR/><BR/>On the issue of whether this video is a "big deal", apparently it is because the Guardian decided to link to me moaning, thus making it a big deal. I on the other hand just think it is one of multitude of things that indicate where those in the driving seat are going wrong. Of course, if you read some of the post of the last three years reporting on Parliamentary proceedings that don't get covered in papers of record like the GUardian you'd know that.<BR/><BR/>No please excuse me, I have to go and masturbate.dizzyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04250325010662356883noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22202011.post-22196749118864446452008-08-20T22:43:00.000+01:002008-08-20T22:43:00.000+01:00Oh come on, this is going to have taken someone al...Oh come on, this is going to have taken someone all of 5 minutes to throw together. At least someone in there's kept a sense of humour (yes, we can tell by this year's budget ho ho ho). <BR/><BR/>Of course we want our politicians to present a generally professional image, and of course this government is pretty much entirely dreadful, but this video is not the demonstration of it. Sometimes it's nice to see the faintest glimpse, however contrived and essentially unfunny, of camaraderie between government and people. <BR/><BR/>Is this really a big deal?...Really?<BR/><BR/>I can't believe I'm reading something linked to The Guardian.<BR/><BR/>BeckyAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22202011.post-90954818759069402082008-08-20T22:15:00.000+01:002008-08-20T22:15:00.000+01:00Rating insults now Diz.You really are 12 aren't yo...Rating insults now Diz.<BR/><BR/>You really are 12 aren't you?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22202011.post-31358431976652855542008-08-20T20:24:00.000+01:002008-08-20T20:24:00.000+01:00By far the funniest thing on here is dizzy throwin...By far the funniest thing on here is dizzy throwing his toys out his pram.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22202011.post-82616749528418158102008-08-20T20:04:00.000+01:002008-08-20T20:04:00.000+01:00Yes. Yes, exactly Dizzy. Gordon Brown himself put ...Yes. Yes, exactly Dizzy. Gordon Brown himself put this video together while all the other world leaders were sorting out the Georgia Russia conflict. Who said you were a twatAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22202011.post-41017349657086144642008-08-20T19:57:00.000+01:002008-08-20T19:57:00.000+01:00@11:43:00 -Except it's not "Brown's Output", is it...@11:43:00 -<BR/><BR/>Except it's not "Brown's Output", is it?! and it's certainly not being done instead of a response to the crisis in Georgia - or taking time from it - or even diverting people's attention from it in any way whatsoever.<BR/><BR/>Try as you might, it may be unfunny bollocks, but you can't seriously argue that there's any harm in the making of this piss-poor youtube clip, that's all people are saying...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22202011.post-44364487323691016212008-08-20T19:47:00.000+01:002008-08-20T19:47:00.000+01:00Oh dear! Read about this on the Guardian and felt...Oh dear! Read about this on the Guardian and felt compeleed to .... come over and tell you what an arse you're being by NOT seeing the funny side!<BR/><BR/>Honestly!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22202011.post-13046097324861573862008-08-20T18:48:00.000+01:002008-08-20T18:48:00.000+01:00No no no, I'm a dickhead. If you are going to insu...No no no, I'm a dickhead. If you are going to insult me at least make it effective and cutting. "bell-end" has such a teenager trying to be naughty by not swearing feel about it it just makes it weak.dizzyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04250325010662356883noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22202011.post-33425543621829851272008-08-20T18:46:00.000+01:002008-08-20T18:46:00.000+01:00You're not just a guy with a website, you're a pri...You're not just a guy with a website, you're a prize bell-end too.<BR/>Big Love!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22202011.post-43618969390904214602008-08-20T18:32:00.000+01:002008-08-20T18:32:00.000+01:00Incidentally, "merely whining about inconsistecies...Incidentally, "merely whining about inconsistecies between a flickr and a Downing Street photograph" suggests you didn't read the story and the implication you dick. The first photo was from the Sun and showed that the Sun had blacked out the face of a policeman, presumably because he is some sort of anti-terrorist/special branch person and they would have done it by request. Downing Street on the other hand had published a photo without doing so, that shows sheer incometence on the part of the web team. <BR/><BR/>So, when reading your comment a second time the phrases "thick as pig shit", "unable to comprehend basic concepts" and "twat" spring to mind.dizzyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04250325010662356883noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22202011.post-34214678928090535652008-08-20T18:27:00.000+01:002008-08-20T18:27:00.000+01:00I'm not a satirist, I'm just a guy with a website....I'm not a satirist, I'm just a guy with a website. As for turning comments off I like critical comments, it's not fault if when they are made they are usually wrong. Note this is called sarcasm and arrogance.dizzyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04250325010662356883noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22202011.post-37959224801448000352008-08-20T18:15:00.000+01:002008-08-20T18:15:00.000+01:00I have to say the most ridiculous thing here is th...I have to say the most ridiculous thing here is that The Guardian chose to link to this blog. <BR/><BR/>This is the first time I've read this blog and I have to say that your bland whine about this video is as humourless as you believe the video itself to be. <BR/><BR/>Do you consider yourself to be among the satirists that you refer to? If so there is plenty of material to take aim at today, from the return of Gary Glitter to the BAA monopoly report. <BR/><BR/>However looking through your blog do I find anything of substance? No, merely whining about inconsistecies between a flickr and a Downing Street photograph and a rehashed story about the MoJ.<BR/><BR/>When reading your blog, in your own words, "endemic, systematic, and failure spring to mind."<BR/><BR/>The Guardian let you off lightly by calling you merely joyless.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22202011.post-73807059995288564182008-08-20T17:57:00.000+01:002008-08-20T17:57:00.000+01:00If that were the case, dizzy, why not turn comment...If that were the case, dizzy, why not turn comments off? You clearly find any comment critical of you to be irrelevant.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22202011.post-91853533733487760332008-08-20T17:45:00.000+01:002008-08-20T17:45:00.000+01:00Slight problem here is that you seem to be labouri...Slight problem here is that you seem to be labouring under the assumption that I have a responsibility to not moan about what I want to moan about on my personal website. Remeber that this is my site, it's not a service, and that video seems to me to be an example of wasted resources by the Downing Street web team especially when placed against the total mess that the website itself is in. They should be spending their time making a website that works properly not making dumbarse videos.dizzyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04250325010662356883noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22202011.post-31216446695410681232008-08-20T17:38:00.000+01:002008-08-20T17:38:00.000+01:00Christ, lighten up....I don't want to sound like s...Christ, lighten up....<BR/><BR/>I don't want to sound like some major defender of the government because I'm not, but it's hardly a bloody movie - just a 50 second clip, easily makable in a lunchtime or spare half an hour. It's a humorous response to a humorous petition.<BR/><BR/>To turn the argument back on yourself, there's clearly a hell of a lot more important things to criticise the Government for than a 50-second light hearted youtube clip.I'm sure it hasn't diverted attention away from the economy, or inhibited No.10 in any way whatsoever.<BR/><BR/>This really is grumbling at every opportunity, you should keep up the good work with the criticisms that are actually relevant!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22202011.post-10430442601764033962008-08-20T16:28:00.000+01:002008-08-20T16:28:00.000+01:00Many people seem quite frothed up about this which...Many people seem quite frothed up about this which seems ridiculous to me - all this 'waste of tax-payers money' nonsense is just more hysterical Daily Mail-style outrage - winding yourselves up about something so trivial to the point of it being a matter of national pride is, on one hand, pathetic, on the other - hilarious.<BR/><BR/>It's nothing - a bit of fun in response to another bit of fun - it wouldn't have cost anything, you're just annoyed because it mocks your Pope Clarkson. I don't mind him, personally, he's a caraciture and he knows it - many people on here seem to think he's the messiah, which is very odd.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22202011.post-88061652507857052402008-08-20T15:09:00.000+01:002008-08-20T15:09:00.000+01:00Dear Dizzy why so serious? Keep the mouse in the h...Dear Dizzy why so serious? Keep the mouse in the house.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22202011.post-71856809464597201852008-08-20T14:42:00.000+01:002008-08-20T14:42:00.000+01:00Teacupinastorma10 minutes work and some stock vide...Teacup<BR/>in<BR/>a<BR/>storm<BR/>a<BR/><BR/>10 minutes work and some stock video/music. How much do you actually think this cost?<BR/><BR/>Noone takes you as seriously as you do.<BR/>Twat.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22202011.post-24909580299311471722008-08-20T13:55:00.000+01:002008-08-20T13:55:00.000+01:00"Balls. Harmless fun."Are you talking about Ed and..."Balls. Harmless fun."<BR/><BR/>Are you talking about Ed and do you have a rumour to spill about illicit sexual relations?dizzyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04250325010662356883noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22202011.post-4278310893044571232008-08-20T13:39:00.000+01:002008-08-20T13:39:00.000+01:00Get over myself how exactly? If you don;t like my ...Get over myself how exactly? If you don;t like my opinion on something then bugger off and don't read it. The video is a pathetic pointless use of resources and guess what, it's not even in the amusing. If it had had a pictue of Clarkson with a giant cock on his head and his mouth depicted as a vagina it might have been though.dizzyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04250325010662356883noreply@blogger.com