tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22202011.post4864617749390659373..comments2023-12-11T08:49:46.305+00:00Comments on Dizzy Thinks: The Government endorsed "five a day" diet?Unknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger18125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22202011.post-29692295063726916472008-05-20T16:57:00.000+01:002008-05-20T16:57:00.000+01:00You lot have have clearly not been listening to Pu...You lot have have clearly not been listening to Public Health Minister Dawn Primarolo who is busy warning us of our stupidity in not realising that a glass of wine 1/3 larger than another contains More Alcohol.<BR/>Which is why we are turning into a nation of binge drinkers. It's because we are thick !<BR/><BR/>http://uk.news.yahoo.com/rtrs/20080519/tuk-uk-britain-alcohol-fa6b408.htmlAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22202011.post-91133201090671648232008-05-19T18:43:00.000+01:002008-05-19T18:43:00.000+01:00Ensure that your vegetables have been processed or...Ensure that your vegetables have been processed organically by eating the flesh of cows which have eaten nothing but grass or corn. Then it will be safe to eat more.Ttonyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15185875893212146794noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22202011.post-51050543788711880972008-05-19T16:34:00.000+01:002008-05-19T16:34:00.000+01:00Juniper berries are not actually berries in the co...Juniper berries are not actually berries in the conventional sense (try putting them on your cheesecake!) and are surely disallowed for that reason.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22202011.post-16205070156394616942008-05-19T10:57:00.000+01:002008-05-19T10:57:00.000+01:00Of course, white wine is not necessarily made with...Of course, white wine is not necessarily made with white grapes; it is the removal of the skins that affects the colour.<BR/><BR/><I>Guido would have been able to tell you this...</I> :¬)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22202011.post-57217991627644076442008-05-18T17:54:00.000+01:002008-05-18T17:54:00.000+01:00There must be a portion of hops in five pints of b...There must be a portion of hops in five pints of bitterAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22202011.post-20148059857637223552008-05-18T16:08:00.000+01:002008-05-18T16:08:00.000+01:00TBNG: I would have thought you should receive all ...TBNG: I would have thought you should receive all the nourishment you need from sucking on the teat of the state.Mof0https://www.blogger.com/profile/05781822151007297739noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22202011.post-31356852072603668562008-05-18T10:25:00.000+01:002008-05-18T10:25:00.000+01:00In the local pub recently I was introduced to the ...In the local pub recently I was introduced to the brewery's master brewer (and very good at it he is, too). He was drinking cider. Well, what with having to taste the beer at work, that's two of his five.dreamingspirehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00324207120279777521noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22202011.post-1623805078641167102008-05-18T10:01:00.000+01:002008-05-18T10:01:00.000+01:00If Gordon Brown was a vegetable - what vegetable w...If Gordon Brown was a vegetable - what vegetable would he be??<BR/><BR/>I say - cabbage!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22202011.post-26572035483349267372008-05-18T08:47:00.000+01:002008-05-18T08:47:00.000+01:00I suppose ready this blog counts as one portion (o...I suppose ready this blog counts as one portion (of fruitcake).tory boys never grow uphttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11172736984147732661noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22202011.post-55394490740870168972008-05-18T01:22:00.000+01:002008-05-18T01:22:00.000+01:00Recently, I've been drinking this.Someone told me ...Recently, I've been drinking <A HREF="http://www.jmimport.com/lesana-embrocation-160ml-p-252.html" REL="nofollow">this</A>.<BR/><BR/>Someone told me it was absinthe. It's certainly alcoholic but I'm not sure pine resin counts for me 5-a-day.Mof0https://www.blogger.com/profile/05781822151007297739noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22202011.post-46352965762738181142008-05-17T23:57:00.000+01:002008-05-17T23:57:00.000+01:00Isn't there a cereal ad out at the moment telling ...Isn't there a cereal ad out at the moment telling us that we need to have three servings of whole grain a day too? Mmm. Limoncello porridge.Lizhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13896235681242722952noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22202011.post-6393141509827687022008-05-17T22:08:00.000+01:002008-05-17T22:08:00.000+01:00sounds familiar...norty Dizzy.sounds familiar...norty Dizzy.Trixyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02015060663707102784noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22202011.post-47186661765145355842008-05-17T21:08:00.000+01:002008-05-17T21:08:00.000+01:00DizzyYou can't get away with that I am afraid, as ...Dizzy<BR/><BR/>You can't get away with that I am afraid, as according to government guidelines potato does not count towards your 5 a day.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22202011.post-84380649341760671052008-05-17T20:43:00.000+01:002008-05-17T20:43:00.000+01:00Works for me *HIC*Works for me *HIC*Guido Fawkeshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15091277669318213298noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22202011.post-1963360862071741272008-05-17T20:27:00.000+01:002008-05-17T20:27:00.000+01:00No you cant have grapes twice thats cheating! Cide...No you cant have grapes twice thats cheating! Cider?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22202011.post-72597224773897959962008-05-17T20:10:00.000+01:002008-05-17T20:10:00.000+01:00My beloved and I always drink beer, whisky and wi...My beloved and I always drink beer, whisky and wine every day and sometimes a drop of tea.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22202011.post-45029639979804054362008-05-17T19:42:00.000+01:002008-05-17T19:42:00.000+01:00I'd go easy if I were you mate.Joking about your c...I'd go easy if I were you mate.<BR/>Joking about your consumption is a way of living in denial.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22202011.post-81383660649722923092008-05-17T19:33:00.000+01:002008-05-17T19:33:00.000+01:00Sorry but juice is only allowed to count for 1 of ...Sorry but juice is only allowed to count for 1 of the 5.<BR/>;-)Tonyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00446535470734199043noreply@blogger.com