tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-222020112024-03-07T23:55:23.785+00:00Dizzy ThinksUnknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger5716125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22202011.post-75489040130627358162012-11-29T08:16:00.004+00:002012-11-29T15:41:42.424+00:00Time to apply the Stalin Test once more?<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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So very shortly some Judge, who obviously is more clever than all of us because he's a Judge, will publish his report into the press and media.<br />
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You'll remember that this Inquiry came about because some journalists at some papers allegedly cracked the voice mail messages of people in order to get stories.<br />
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You'll also remember that those journalists are now before the courts because in allegedly doing what is alleged they potentially broke already existing criminal laws.
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However, as this is Britain, and we rather like spending masses of public money on tea and biscuit chats with judges and lawyers, we decided to have an inquiry because "something must be done" in relation to these newspapers even though we're clearly already doing something about it in the criminal courts.<br />
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Of course we mustn't prejudge the Judge, but that hasn't stopped people doing so. On the one hand you have the newspapers and media promoting the notion that free speech and a free press is about to come to an end if we have some sort of formal press regulation in statute.<br />
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On the other hand you have those, such as witness to the inquiry and lawyer/blogger, David Allen-Green, arguing, and I paraphrase here, that the newspaper are alarmist fucking morons who don't understand the law and the difference between "statutory" and "state control" where the former probably isn't that bad anyway.<br />
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Personally, I have a different view in the middle of these two polar opposites.
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You see, David Allen-Green is right when he mocks the newspapers for arguing that free speech is coming to end. He's also right to point out that "statutory" is not the same thing as "state control". However, where he's errr'd, in my view, is his blind faith in the 'law' and its principles. Its not his fault of course, he's a lawyer after all, but that faith and consequential use of semantic definitional wordplay has, I think, blinded him to the question of "potentiality".<br />
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Yes its true that newspapers will not stop publishing post-Leveson. Yes its true that free speech is not over if the press finds itself formally regulated above and beyond the laws they, and all us, are already subject too e.g the Computer Misuse Act, the Official Secrets Act, and contempt of court. However, as with any legal changes that infringe on an element of freedom, we must view it in the while context of that which already exists <i>and</i> its potential as a tool in the future.<br />
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Its not the first time I've said what I'm about say, and I doubt it will be the last, but when it comes to statutory regulation of the press we really have to filter it through the Stalin Test. We must ask ourselves, would Stalin have liked what we're proposing?
At this point I must stress that if the answer is yes it does not follow that the proposal is 'Stalinist', far from it in fact.<br />
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The purpose of the question is to ask ourselves what the potential future enabling power of our actions might be.<br />
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In fact, we don't have to use Stalin. We could as easily use someone closer to home, our own authoritarian and totalitarian dictator, Oliver Cromwell and his puritanical zeal. Would he like the idea of statutory regulation of the press?<br />
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You see, if the Judge decides to propose press regulation, and if the Government decides to enforce said proposal, then whilst we're more likely to see a flying pig than see freedom of speech disappear, what we will have is another building block in place that a potential future loony dictator could use to achieve that very thing.<br />
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<i>Like so many small and tiny infringements of liberty that we have seen in the past 20 years it will be just another that has the potential to go horrendously wrong.</i><br />
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I'm not trying to be alarmist here. I'm not saying that we are sleepwalking into totalitarianism. All I am saying is that we are blindly building many small and seemingly unconnected parts that, when brought together, could quite easily be the enabling tools of a totalitarian state should someone come along that machinates their way into power to use them as such.<br />
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We've heard a lot from people in favour of such statutory regulations on the press. They tell us that it is an absolute necessity to do this. I would remind them, and I've said this before too, of the warning of Pitt the Younger, that <i>"necessity is the plea for every infringement of human freedom. It is the argument of tyrants; it is the creed of slaves."</i><br />
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Right now we live in a democratic country. We vote, and we can, at least every few years, remove the Government and put in a new one. As you mull over whether you agree with the statutory regulation of the press remember this, it might not always be that way, and if it isn't do you think such regulation will be a friend or enemy of any future tyrant?
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<span style="font-size: x-small;">Image via <a href="http://www.davejunia.com/">www.davejunia.com</a></span>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22202011.post-43422749197642904992012-11-22T08:25:00.000+00:002012-11-22T08:27:15.371+00:00@NadineDorriesMP is out of there... some after-thoughts <a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-zVHu7nLUtOo/UK3grXWHE_I/AAAAAAAAHZA/1GsOikG5FcM/s1600/Nadine+Dorries.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"><img border="0" height="200" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-zVHu7nLUtOo/UK3grXWHE_I/AAAAAAAAHZA/1GsOikG5FcM/s200/Nadine+Dorries.jpg" width="133" /></a>So Nadine Dorries is finally out the jungle and more than likely right now relaxing in warm dry bed somewhere having eaten a luxurious meal on the ITV account.<br />
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The furore has not of course died down, especially for the outraged plebs (tm A. Mitchell) who range from the always angry Daily Mail readers, to Guardian loving lefties, to her own personal Internet Hate Club (membership of which requires one to consider anything the woman does or utters to be wrong simply because it was said or done by her and boy oh boy we will retweet it across our little echo chamber until the cows come home).<br />
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So now, as the dust still flies and is yet to settle let's take a little look at some of that outrage.<br />
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Before we begin kids let's first lay some cards on the table. I know Nadine. I have her mobile number. She lives near me. I even had dinner at her house once in the kitchen - this was the house that had an aerial shot printed in the Telegraph and looked like a mansion, although in reality it was actually a small end of terrace but we shan't let reality get in the way of a good story.<br />
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Given all of this you may choose to read this thinking any one of the following:<br />
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<li>As Nadine is a 'mate' everything that follows should be dismissed out of hand. Dizzy's circumstances of association mean that his argument is wrong, period.</li>
<li>This is all spin on behalf of Nadine and probably orchestrated by her.</li>
<li>This is just a blog post that is Dizzy's personal opinions on some of the things thaat have been written and said.</li>
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Good? Understood? Excellent! So, there are quite a few absurdities that exist around this little tale in my view, so here are the ones I can think of right now:<br />
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<b><i>1: Nadine 'abandoned' her constituents</i></b> - Really? Seriously? If you believe this then you have, iny view, a very odd idea on what abandonment amounts too. For a start an MP has staff and you'd have to be a raving moron to not realise that it is the staff that do all the hard work.<br />
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Whether that is research in the Parliamentary office, or casework in the constituency office, there is far more than just the MP. How do think Ministers cope with ministerial work and their constituency? I realise it sounds very outrageous when wrapped in phrases like abandonment but such terms negate the reality of what MPs actually do and how a constituency works.<br />
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Do we see reams of column inches when MPs go on free foreign visits in Parliamentary time because their members of All-Parliamentary groups interested in chocolate, beer or cheese? Of course we don't. Perhaps we should but then most people don't hear about these groups or read the Register of Interests or Hansard, so they don't know.<br />
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<b><i>2: Ah yes... But Nadine's constituency office sucks when she's here so her lack of presence makes it worse!</i></b> - Let me get this straight. She sucks and her office sucks but you want the level of suckage to be less but still sucky? OK.. whatever floats your boat I guess.<br />
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<b><i>3: Nadine should be recalled sign our petition! </i></b>- there is no recall law so good luck with that, and even there was your petition is signed by people who are not even her constituents. What's more the fact it has less than 1000 signatures is, ironically enough, evidence of just how little people care for politics something that Nadine (believe her or not) said was her motivation for going on the show in the first place.<br />
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<b><i>4: Nadine has held Parliament in contempt by buggering off to the jungle!</i></b> - Isn't it funny how those MPs who rarely show up but don't get coverage are not vilified in the same terms? I'm not saying that two wrongs make a right rather I'm observing the inconsistency with which such charges are levelled.<br />
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Of course there is something more going on here, and that's the rather lofty ivory tower view of Parliament and MPs. The implication that to go on a popular TV show is somehow base and demeaning to the position of MP in society. Its little more than that inverted snobbery on the part of her detractors outside Parliament and ridiculous self-important arrogance on the part of those inside.<br />
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Its kind of funny in a way that the very people outraged by the so-called demeaning populist nature of the show have not realised that by doing so they're insulting millions of people watching and also the people who have gone on it. After all, if it's demeaning in somewhere for an MP that the implication is that MPs are somehow more important than the rest of us, that they should be held up on a pedestal, something which is patently bollocks.<br />
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The manner in which such attacks have come from all sides of the political spectrum through commentary actually tells you more about the intellectual snobbery of the people saying it than it does about the target of such attacks. From the Right the charges come from arrogant stuck-up numpties who think that culture that is not "high" is worthless. From the Left the charges come from people who make claims to love the working classes, the so-called 99%, whilst simultaneously implying that those very people are fools for watching such palpable crap.<br />
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The reality of this latest reality show tale seems to have a few obvious conclusions to me.<br />
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Firstly, that the outrage of Nadine's appearance of the show is held within the echo chamber of those who have some inkling of an interest in politics already and they make up a small minority; second, that there is a general misunderstanding of what actual practical day-today political work consists of for an MP; and thirdly that there is a rather odd view amongst the aforementioned politically-interested seem to have a view that politicians are more important than ordinary people and ergo should not attempt to engage in acts that might attempt to engage ordinary people if those acts are deemed by the same high-minded people to be populist and low.<br />
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<i>* Please note that comments may take some time to be published because I'm busy elsewhere. No one is being censored, and if you leave a comment saying "why has my comment not been published Scared?" I will publish it and mock you for being a conspiracy theory loving loony.</i>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22202011.post-16684307542728204292012-11-21T06:45:00.002+00:002012-11-21T06:45:52.582+00:00This blog uses cookiesApparently, it is a legal requirement that I tell you that this blog uses cookies. They're essentially used by the site for hit rate tracking purposes and also by third party sites like the ones feeding the adverts and allowing comments to be left. I think I may also need a privacy policy so I guess I should write one. That is all.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22202011.post-63123249689942851292012-06-07T08:34:00.001+01:002012-06-07T08:41:39.050+01:00Roy Hodgson - damned whatever he doesWho'd be the England manager huh?<br />
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<b>Option 1: </b>Take Rio Ferdinand and John Terry to the Euros<br />
<b>Reaction: </b>You're accused of lacking sensitivity for taking Terry given his forthcoming trial for alleged racist comments against Rio Ferdinand's brother. Whilst on the other hand find yourself being praised for caring more about what is right for England's chances and believing that people paid in excess of £30,000 per week are and ought to be consummate professionals.<br />
<b>Result: </b>Media storm in which you are in the wrong.<br />
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<b>Option 2: </b>Take John Terry to the Euros and not Rio Ferdinand<br />
<b>Reaction: </b>On the one hand you stand accused of failing to think about England's chances seriously and it's implied you have not taken Rio Ferdinand because you yourself are somehow racist, and on the other that you were wrongly concerned about the dynamic of the players working together given the trial for alleged racist comments because they're paid in excess of £30,000 per week so are, and ought to be, consummate professionals.<br />
<b>Result:</b> Media storm in which you are in the wrong.<br />
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<b>Option 3:</b> Take Rio Ferdinand to the Euros and not John Terry<br />
<b>Reaction: </b>On the one hand you stand accused of failing to think about England's chances seriously and it's implied you have not taken John Terry because you've kowtowed to "political correctness" at the expense of taking the very best players. On the other hand you're falsely believing that people paid in excess of £30,000 per week are, and ought to be, consummate professionals.<br />
<b>Result:</b> Media storm in which you are in the wrong.<br />
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<b>Option 4:</b> Don't take either John Terry or Rio Ferdinand to the Euros<br />
<b>Reaction: </b>You're pillioried nationally for not having a clue about football, not caring about England's chances. Kowtowing to "political correctness" whilst simultaneously being racist, and also not realising that people paid in excess of £30,000 per week are, and ought to be, consummate professionals.<br />
<b>Result:</b> Media storm in which you are in the wrong.<br />
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<b><i>Arguably more an illustration of what is so ridiculously wrong with the media in the country than anything some stuck-up Lord and a public inquiry for political obsessives will ever discover.</i></b>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22202011.post-31410149900753493632012-05-20T06:40:00.000+01:002012-05-20T06:40:55.209+01:00A shocking state of affairs!It appears theres been a few comments in threads and on Twitter in recent days asking me if I'be decided to blog again because of a sudden upsurge in post frequency. The simple answer to that is that I never decided to stop really. Ive just been busy.<br><br>
I'm still busy to be honest but sometimes there's a need to use this medium over the limited alternative of Twitter, so you can all look forward to some light fisking over the summer of some of the new shining lights of the more obsessive political blogosphere.<br><br>
Anyhow, on to important business. Its come to my attention that there's been some sort of public inquiry going on over the last few months that's got many people very excited about very mundane everyday things it seems. <br><br>
For example, it has come to light that people in business have, in the past, spoken to politicians about their business interests. Sometimes these very senior corporate people have even had dinner with very senior politicians! It's corruption of the highest order!<br><br>
Only yesterday it came to light for example, that the Government has had 23 separate meetings with Google since June 2010. This was revealed by the Daily Mail who quite rightly said that the Google were over-stepping the mark with this relationship.
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One presumes Daily Mail said this because they felt like a cheated wife as their 34 meetings with the Government in the same period were not as exclusive as they liked - not that those meetings were anything like the same as the Google meetings, Google are "bloody foreigners" after all.<br><br>
There's also the small issue that a certain person from the media business is going to be charged, not with voicemail interception but rather perverting the course of justice. A juicy <strike> show</strike> trail is coming, and we shall all stand and shout hatred at our telescreens throughout, of that I have no doubt.<br><br>
As it happens, I find myself wondering what the point of a trail even is. After all, the person has already been found guilty have they not by the aforementioned obsessives. Commentary, and the infamous "court of public opinion" has already made clear that they are, without doubt, absolutely, up to their neck in shit, and part of a large mafia type organisation.<br><br>
Yes, I really did say Mafia-type organisation. True there have bene no killing, no horses heads or any such thing like that, instead this has been much much worse. These people have shared Rioja together! The Ndrangheta have nothing on this lot - you mark my words.<br><br>
Anyhow, off you all run, it's Sunday, the sun will soon be shining.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22202011.post-59182444370841150662012-05-16T07:57:00.001+01:002012-05-16T08:00:46.327+01:00Denis Macshane calls his constituents uncultured - probablyThis one amused me this morning. Nothing like insulting the (more than likely) vast majority of the people that voted for you huh?
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<blockquote>phil·is·tine/ˈfiləˌstēn/<br><br>
<b>Noun:</b><br>
A member of a non-Semitic (perhaps originally Anatolian) people of southern Palestine in ancient times.<br>
A person who is hostile or indifferent to culture and the arts, or who has no understanding of them.</blockquote>Or perhaps he was saying only Semites are well read?Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22202011.post-72337376891817876022012-05-14T08:10:00.000+01:002012-05-14T08:34:47.999+01:00Chris Heaton-Harris - centrist credentials laid bareA shocking tale of unsoundness from the weekend comes from Chris Heaton-Harris, the <a href=http://heatonharris.org.uk/>MP for Daventry</a>.
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<br>You can't get anymore middle-of-the-road than that right?
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<i><b>Let's hope he wasn't tweeting whilst driving though (or in a Nissan Micra or I might have to throw something at something).
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<a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-uA9-g_WS8FA/T63ymXo_BII/AAAAAAAAHN4/pfw1rdeg74E/s1600/Screenshot%2Bat%2B2012-05-12%2B06%253A18%253A11.png" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left:1em; margin-right:1em"><img border="0" height="301" width="400" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-uA9-g_WS8FA/T63ymXo_BII/AAAAAAAAHN4/pfw1rdeg74E/s400/Screenshot%2Bat%2B2012-05-12%2B06%253A18%253A11.png" /></a></div>So if you want read <a href=http://www.levesoninquiry.org.uk/evidence/?witness=rebekah-brooks>Rebekah Brooks'</a> words you're going to have to wait until someone technical wakes up. Once that happened you are then free to be outraged at the shocking news a CEO from a large corporate company spoke to politicians about decisions that impacted on their business.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22202011.post-41550610605351200032012-05-11T08:42:00.001+01:002012-05-11T08:42:57.202+01:00Blocking porn: just another step on the road to slaveryHere's a question for the boys (and possibly girls), do you remeber whne you saw your first bit of porn? Depending on your age it was either a dodgy magazine, an equally dodgy video (where you had to fiddle withthe vertical hold and skip past the bits where the tape had stretched due constant pausing and rewinding), or it was some flash movie online. You were probably also a teenager I imagine.<br />
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Today though, we live in terrible and desperate times when it comes to porn. As anyone reading the populist press will be aware, or anyone watching certain pious Tories wishing to impose their values on others, ever child is pretty much having porn pumped into their line vision whilst they're eyelids are pinned open. Every night they go to their bedrooms with their laptop, webcam, a packet of ham and snorkel like Jay in the Inbetweeners (I'll let you fill in the gapos if you've not seen it) and engage in the most base debauchery.<br />
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Our children are literally one step away from being rapists... well that's the general implication anyway, and so something must be done, and that something is to introduce blocking of all porn online and make people wear badges that say "I like to watch porn on'tinternet" if they errr "like to watch porn on'tinternet". <br />
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OK, so they're not really going to make them wear badges, but if it were to happen they might as well, because you're going to have to request that you want the "good stuff". The thing is, this is a monumentally stupid and ridiculous idea for so many reasons.<br />
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<li><b><i>Exaggeration of the problem: </i></b>I've already alluded to this, but does anyone seriously beleive that all the kids are busy "banging one out" to hardcore porn online every night? "Banging one out" maybe, that's natural after all, but I've not really seen much more than selectively chosen anecdotes, and how they're any different to the glorious VHS days is beyond me.</li>
<li><b><i>Learning the wrong things about sex: </i></b>This is the classic old chestnut that suggests if you see porn as a kid you're going to think it's perfectly normal for a girl to let you cum on her face, engage in anal sex and/or whatever other weird thing floats your boat. That argument has been around longer than Internet porn. It didn't come to fruition then, it's unlikely to now, mainly because of the reality of the previous point.</li>
<li><b><i>You'll end up blocking legitimate content: </i></b>The reality is, unless we go down the route of "legislative approved website" (more on that in a bit), you're inevitably going to block some content that is not porn however good you think the code logic might be. The classic example is the URL containing the word "scunthorpe".</li>
<li><b><i>You'll end up not blocking illegitimate content: </i></b>This is the same as the previous point in reverse obviously. I for example can recall a certain high street mobile phone retailer who's corporate network blocked the Agent Provocateur website (because staff shouldn't be looking at lingerie models) but didn't block the lingerie section of the M&S website.</li>
<li><b><i>"They're" going to have to watch you:</i></b> Not that they;re not watching already some might say, but honestly, if you're going to block content that means you have inspect traffic and that means you have watch what everyone is doing. Blocked content is little more than full-scale tracking via the backdoor.</li>
<li><b><i>False sense of security: </i></b>This flows from the previous two points. I've said it before and I'll say it again. Once you make the claim to "block" something and then you inevitably fail to do so, it is only a matter of time before some company gets sued with the claim that have not protected the children. The real failure here though will be those who think that the promise to block is in anyway cast-iron and so palm off their personal responsibility towards what their children see to the Government and the law.</li>
<li><b><i>The DH Lawrence Conundrum:</i></b> Way back in the mists of time there was a book called The Rainbow. It had sex in it. It had lots of sex in it, and boy did it upset some people. So much so in fact that it was banned and all copies burned out of necessity to protect the masses from such filth.</li>
<li><b><i>Do you want Government approved websites?: </i></b>Go to China. Seriously, if we, as a supposed liberal democracy, take the first step on the road to blocked Internet access by default then we might as pack up the whole thing now, scrap elections and install a Politburo. Sounds alarmist I know, but this all comes down to what I and other call the Stalin Test. It's an easy game to play. When making a judgement about liberty infringement ask yourself the questions: "Would Stalin have liked this? Would Stalin have found it useful?". If the answer is yes then it's worth pausing. Remember, just because you trust today's politicians doesn't mean you should assume the trust and good faith of tomorrows. Building the infrastructure to enable an oppressed state only requires an enabling act to bring into being.</li>
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In the words of Pitt the Younger:<i> "necessity is the plea for every infringement of human freedom. It is the argument of tyrants; it is the creed of slaves."</i> </div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22202011.post-62476882781858746232012-04-19T08:45:00.009+01:002012-04-19T09:29:53.356+01:00FactCheck: The "No More Lies" Boris Attack Video (light fisking)Oh dear, an allegedly "non-aligned" group have released an attack video against Boris Johnson according to <a href="http://liberalconspiracy.org/2012/04/18/mayor-election-gets-dirty-boris-attacked-over-lies/" style="font-weight: normal; font-style: normal; ">Liberal Conspiracy</a>.<div style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal; "><br /><center style="font-style: normal; "><iframe width="450" height="360" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/3EzpVetRhws?feature=player_embedded" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen=""></iframe></center><div><br /></div>Now I love a good bit of negative campaigning but this one is pretty shoddy I have to say. True it's get the tone and music ambience right when portraying its theme of "lies" by Johnson, but it does have a few glaring flaws.<br /><br /><ul style="font-style: normal; "><li><span style="font-size: 100%; ">All its data used to contradict the quotes are unattributed. They should have had some tiny point font to at least show where the figures were coming from.</span></li><li><span style="font-size: 100%; ">The first charge is on Police numbers. Boris says "under this mayoralty there will be no cuts in the Police. The video says he is lying and there are 2,132 fewer Police since March 2010. Note the choice of the date? What we have here, ironically enough, is the maxim that there are "lies, damned lies and statistics". You see, as pointed out by </span><a href="http://fullfact.org/factchecks/boris_johnson_london_police_numbers-2917" style="font-size: 100%; ">Full Fact</a><span style="font-size: 100%; ">,</span></li></ul><blockquote><i>The MPA figures show that, when Mr. Johnson entered office in May 2008, police officer numbers stood at 31,398 (for the 2007-08 financial year). In 2008-09 this number rose by 1,145. In 2009-10 numbers further rose by 717, although in 2010-11 they fell by 801.<br /><br />Along with projections from a 'Policing London Business Plan' published in March, the numbers are graphed as follows:</i><br /><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-7_QSy0sh-vk/T4_E_4670rI/AAAAAAAAHGc/hXzl0eIPcj4/s1600/Police%2BOfficers%2B1.JPG" style="font-style: normal; "><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 239px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-7_QSy0sh-vk/T4_E_4670rI/AAAAAAAAHGc/hXzl0eIPcj4/s400/Police%2BOfficers%2B1.JPG" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5733017452556309170" /></a><i>The approximate number of officers expected for the 2011-12 financial year is put at 32,510, which will also be at the end of Mr. Johnson's term in office. Compared to his inheritance of 31,398, this would mean police officer numbers will have increased by 1,112 under Mr. Johnson's premiership.</i></blockquote><ul><li><span style="font-size: 100%; ">Next up we have "crime". Boris says "crime is down in London". The video says he's lying and says "knife crime is up". This is bit like a farmer saying "the yield of apples from the orchard is down" and a farm hand saying "you liar, the number of apples on this one tree has gone up". You know what? Crime overall in London might be up, Boris may indeed be lying. However if you're going to accuse him of doing so at least use the right data to make your point!</span></li><li><span style="font-size: 100%; ">On to the congestion charge. Boris says he would not allow it to go up. They say he increased it by 25%. This is the one true thing so far. He increased it by £2, from £8 to £10. My guess is that this is why the producers claim to be "unaligned", you see, it would look a bit silly from a green point of view if they aligned themselves and were then arguing against a rise of something that is in line with general environmental policies.</span></li><li><span style="font-size: 100%; ">Affordable homes is next. Boris says there will be "50,000 affordable homes by May next year". He doesn't say what year. The video says there have only been "56 affordable home started building between April and September". They don't say what April and September. </span><span style="font-size: 100%; ">Let's take a quick look at a random council though. According to the </span><a href="http://www.royalgreenwich.gov.uk/info/200079/regeneration/779/regeneration_and_housing" style="font-size: 100%; ">Royal Borough of Greewnich's</a><span style="font-size: 100%; "> affordable housing and regeneration web pages, "some 1,198 new homes were built last year". Where exactly did this random "56" number come from then?</span></li><li><span style="font-size: 100%; ">Finally we have transport fares. Boris, being interviewed specifcally about bendy-buses and their replacement, he is asked if he can financially make that change. He says "I think we can... and I think we can do it without increasing fares for London". The video then points out that fares have gone up a whopping 47% - that's about 50p for most bus journey's incidentally, but saying it in percentage terms sounds much worse but I digress. </span><span style="font-size: 100%; ">You see, the video makers have buggered up again here. Instead of finding a generic clip of Boris saying that he will not increase fares period, they've found one where he says he doesn't think he needs to increase fares for a specific project to be possible. That doesn't mean he can't increase fares for other things, much as the previous Mayor increased fares multiple times for multiple things.</span></li></ul><br />So there we have it. An attack video about "lies" that amusingly enough is mostly full of errr... lies. Five specific claims, and only one that can in anyway be described as accurate. </div><div style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal; "><br /></div><div style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal; ">Actually, I'm being unfair, they're not so much lies as statements that, more often than not, are juxtaposed against other statements that are about different things.<br /><br />I think the more appropriate word might be disingenuous, and that is why the BBC, LBC and the Evening Standard, who Sunny laments, have not pushed such things, because if they did, they'd be hauled over the coals for it.<br /></div><div style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal; "><br /></div><div><b style="font-style: normal; ">Verdict: </b><i>Must try harder</i></div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22202011.post-84089715339496794542012-04-09T06:55:00.004+01:002012-04-09T07:12:24.075+01:00Was the "boiler tax" dreamt up during a crack-party?I know, I know, it's rare to even see me post more than a few characters on Twitter these days, but occasionally 140 individual letters/number just doesn't cut it for what I want to say.<br /><br />You see, I've just read an <a href=http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2127039/Green-tax-conservatories-Home-improvements-trigger-10-levy.html>article</a> (admittedly in the Daily Mail) that is claiming that the Coalition plans to introduce what appears to be mandatory planning permission for getting a new boiler. The ideas goes like this. <br /><br />If you want a new boiler you will have to ask the Council to let you get one and then if the Council decides your home is not energy efficient enough they'll tell you you can't unless you fork out hundreds of pounds on other energy saving efficiencies first, such as loft insulation, cavity wall insulation etc.<br /><br />There are so many absurdities with this I can only conclude that Coalition ministers and their civil servants were having some sort of crack-smoking party when they came up with it.<br /><br />For a start, what happens if the boiler breaks in a family home during the Christmas period. Are they to be expected to freeze their bollocks off whilst they wait for Council officials to sober up and answer the planning request?<br /><br />What's more, if someone is spending their own money on a new boiler (which will invariably be more energy efficient than the old one anyway), why should the Government force them to further spend their own money or take out Government backed loans to put themselves in debt? <br /><br />The plan is so obviously going to fail even if they did try to implement it. Firstly, it is a gift to their political opponents who will point out that they're attacking poor pensioners and families with extra cost, and you know it will only be a matter of time before someone dies of hypothermia because their boiler broke and they couldn't afford to get the extra work done.<br /><br />Secondly, people will just start paying plumbers and the like cash-in-hand for work and boilers that go under the radar of the official snooping Council workers.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22202011.post-66684397038337592342012-01-07T06:08:00.003+00:002012-01-07T06:34:01.561+00:00Diane Abbott and stupid people......Well Happy New Year to you all, it's been a while hasn't it? I've been busy though you see, and will be busy this week too as I sod off to the proverbial Land of the Free for a week for work. However, I just thought I would pop up and pass comment on the multitude of comment around Diane Abbott and her rather unfortunate choice of generalisations.<br /><br />For started, and to deal with those who will scream about "fake outrage", I wasn't offended by Abbott's generalisation one bit. To be offended by the ignorance and stupidity of ignorant and stupid people take for too much effort. It's much better to simply point and laugh at their ignorance and stupidity.<br /><br />There is however a wider intellectual point at play though, and it's one that I've blogged about on many occasions over the past few years, and that is the inherent contradiction and inevitbaly consequence of politics based on identity. <br /><br />You see, if you're modus operandi is, as Abbott's has been for years, to promote difference and diversity over discrimination and prejudice, through the use of positive affirmation and ideological positioning that views history in some sort of Hegelian master/slave, be it in race, or as it used to be class.<br /><br />It's not difficult to see that positive discrimination is a paradox that will produce the sort topsyturvey idiocy we've seen this week, where vehement anti-racists make comments that they themselves would leap on has pure evil if directed in the reverse, and, consequentially we witness people who are proudly non-racist attempting to justify comments that ordinarily they wouldn't want too.<br /><br />This has led to some rather amusing, if not completely retarded comment from some, such this joyous and argument from <a href=http://www.newstatesman.com/blogs/steven-baxter/2012/01/diane-abbott-white-pretending>Stephen Baxter</a> at the New Statesman who says anyonne complaining qabout Abbot is faking offense (see above) and most hilariously this, <blockquote>"If it had been the other way around," is the general thrust of these arguments. Well if it had been the other way around, it would have been the other way around. If it had been the other way around, everything would have had to have been the other way around. We would have to be living in a country where black people dominated and white people didn't; where black people had all the jobs but spectacularly untalented black columnists would be writing about how unfair it was, somehow.</blockquote>Baxter has got some great priase for this little argument which is essentially using historical contextualisation to justify making generalisations about white people. One tiny problem with this though is, as pointed out to Baxter is the logical conclusion it implies.<br /><br />You see, if the world was reversed as he is arguing, then he's also arguing that if someone from a particular ethnicity livers in a society where they are not the dominant ethnicity then they would be justified in making negative comments about the dominant race and it would be OK. <br /><br />Come to think of it, that is yet another perfect example of why the politics of identity is so contradictory. For here we have someone who is anti-racist arguing that racism is OK depending on the historical contextualisation of the person making the comment or acting in a particular way. <br /><br />In fact, and this is where it gets even more silly. If you're one of the historically downtrodden you are entitled use the history of your ancestors experience to justify your opinions towards the dominant group in the present who are, by association alone, barred from complaining because their ancestors were not nice to someone else's ancestors. <br /><br />That's the sort of retarded lunacy that causes wars to start isn't it?Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22202011.post-59125508392716870332011-11-06T07:30:00.009+00:002011-11-06T08:01:53.383+00:00Stop saying "flaming" is "trolling"Recently, a piece was posted on the New Statesman website about the abuse bloggers face in their comments. Specifically though this was about the abuse female bloggers face in their comments. You see, being told that you deserve to die or be raped is, apparently, an area that is reserved solely for females.<br /><br />Now, having been online since the 1992 I personally take issue with that assertion. Death threats, rape threats, vicious violent threats are not, in my experience, reserved for any one particular gender at all. I've been threatened with all manner of nasty ends from being anally raped to within an inch of my life, to being burned at the stake (amusingly enough when that happened I was trolling myself and posting provocative neo-Marxist arguments on a a message board full of rednecks).<br /><br />Anyways, mentioning burning here is rather apt, as responding like that is called "flaming" when it happens, yet it seems now that the Observer has taken up the cause have decided that it's actually <a href=http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2011/nov/05/women-bloggers-hateful-trolling>trolling</a>, they note <blockquote>The frequency of the violent online invective – or "trolling" – levelled at female commentators and columnists is now causing some of the best known names in journalism to hesitate before publishing their opinions. </blockquote>Now, I must apologise here for being pedantic, but telling someone online that you hope they "DIE, DIE, DIE. I HOPE YOU BURN IN HELL!" or "I HOPE YOU GET RAPED......... TWICE!" is not trolling. OK?<br /><br />It's an easy mistake to make if you think the word "troll" refers to ugly creatures that live under bridges. However, what it actually refers to is a form of fishing where where you cast a line into the water baited with lure, a spinner perhaps, and you drag it along hoping to catch a fish stupid enough to bite.<br /><br />It is a subtle art where you post to a forum, a message board, a newsgroup, a blog, with the distinct purpose of making that community bite back at you. Your target is not the writer alone but in fact everyone that reads your words.<br /><br />A <a href=http://home.online.no/~warnckew/jokes/troll-faq.html>good troll</a> is one where the community bite and have no idea they've been had (see "<a href=http://forum.letssingit.com/topic/195080/oh-how-i-envy-american-students/3527762>oh how I envy American students</a>" for details, a troll that kept getting responses for a year); a bad troll is when it's blatantly obvious the words are designed to cause trouble (posting a derogatory comment about Mohammad to an Islamic forum for example) and that is called <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flaming_(Internet)">flaming</a>. See here for the legendary <a href=http://www.ultimateflame.com/>Ultimate Flame</a>.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22202011.post-5289815249686907202011-11-01T06:53:00.003+00:002011-11-01T07:02:27.169+00:00If you're born in August you're screwed... allegedlyThere's a great little piece in today's <a href=http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2055881/August-babies-likely-leave-school-16-binge-drink-suffer-bullying.html>Daily Mail</a> about a report by the Institute for Fiscal Studies (IFS) that has found "August born children" are disadvantaged at school by being the youngest in the Academic year. Apparently, <blockquote>August-born boys are 12 per cent less likely than September-born boys to get good GCSEs and girls are nine per cent less likely. <br /><br />In addition, August-born youngsters are 20 per cent more likely to ditch academic study and learn a trade from the age of 16. They are 20 per cent less likely to go to an elite university.<br /><br />And it is not just their education that suffers as they are more likely to be bullied at primary school and have lower confidence in their academic ability. <br /><br />As a result as teenagers, they are also more inclined to smoke, binge drink and take cannabis and fewer are in control of their lives.</blockquote>Oh dear, am I alone in feeling that perhaps this an effect desperately seeking out a cause? <br /><br />Lord knows how this sort of thing works for those kids who, by virtue of things like "rising fives" find themselves in the year above the year they should be in in school. They're probably on the scrapheap right? Well, except for say a certain lady I know who is a research scientist at Cancer Research and has appeared on the Today programme, but was always the "youngest in the year".Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22202011.post-23579993382556886652011-10-16T07:33:00.004+01:002011-10-16T07:57:37.778+01:00Right wing former minister in links to other right wingers SHOCKER!There's a real gem in this morning's sunday tabloid the <a href=http://www.guardian.co.uk/politics/2011/oct/15/liam-fox-resignation-exposes-tories>Observer</a>. In an effort to stretch out the story about Liam Fox resigning - he should've gone over a week ago really - they've done an investigative piece that has discovered that the Pope is Catholic and bears do indeed shit in the woods.<blockquote>David Cameron has been accused of allowing a secret rightwing agenda to flourish at the heart of the Conservative party, as fallout from the resignation of Liam Fox exposed its close links with a US network of lobbyists, climate change deniers and defence hawks.</blockquote>Noooo really? Liam Fox, the <i>dfence</i> secretary knew <i>defence</i>? Never! I don't believe it! You jest surely? You'll be telling me next that the Health Secretary Andrew Lansley knows doctors!<br /><br /><blockquote>In a sign that Fox's decision to fall on his sword will not mark the end of the furore engulfing the Tories, both Liberal Democrat and Labour politicians stepped up their demands for the prime minister to explain why several senior members of his cabinet were involved in an Anglo-American organisation apparently at odds with his party's environmental commitments and pledge to defend free healthcare.</blockquote>Hang on a minute, are you saying that some people in the Tory Party disagree with David Cameron and have been chatting with others who disagree with him? OMFG! Really? Seriously? God I wish the Labour or the Lib Dems were the sole party of power, they've never ever had a disagreement on policy ever. Shining examplesof unity are they!<br /><br /><blockquote>An Observer investigation reveals that many of those who sat on the Anglo-American charity's board and its executive council, or were employed on its staff, were lobbyists or lawyers with connections to the defence industry and energy interests. Others included powerful businessmen with defence investments and representatives of the gambling industry.</blockquote>Oh yes, the new puritanism has arrived, filthy fornicating gamblers in Atlantic City. Can someone, anyone, pleases explain to me (a) why its wrong that people on a board of a voluntary organisation have errr jobs? and (b) where the Observer investigation was about the links between Gordon Brown's Smith Institute and Fidel Castro? What you didn't know there was a link? Trust me, with the degrees of separation rules at play in the Observer's piece I bet I could find one. <br /><br />Don't get me wrong here, Liam Fox was right to resign, but seriously, the Observer "investigation" is so pants it's not even worthy of the Sunday Mirror. They've exposed the square root of 1/5 of nothing and simply screamed that Liam Fox knew some people they don't like and therefore by association there is some sort of dark shadowy Illuminati at play here, illustrated brilliantly by Lib Dem peer Lord Oakeshot who said "Dr Fox is a spider at the centre of a tangled neocon web."<br /><br />Pass the tinfoil.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22202011.post-83694117087248297722011-10-14T07:52:00.000+01:002011-10-14T07:53:16.615+01:00How I laughed.....<center><iframe frameborder="0" width="480" height="360" src="http://www.dailymotion.com/embed/video/xakyg5"></iframe><br /><a href="http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xakyg5_total-eclipse-of-the-heart-literal_music" target="_blank">Total Eclipse of the Heart - Literal Video Version</a> <i>by <a href="http://www.dailymotion.com/BalloDaSballo" target="_blank">BalloDaSballo</a></i></center>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22202011.post-68383614782255448782011-10-09T07:57:00.003+01:002011-10-09T08:01:02.236+01:00Committed genocide? Come to Britain and get away with itQuality extract in the <a href="http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2046938/Madness-Secret-diary-Labour-Immigration-Minister-rails-Human-Rights-Act.html#ixzz1aGVvJjTF">Mail on Sunday</a> from Phil Woolas's diary when he was Labour Immigration Minister<blockquote><b>June 28 </b><br />Back to Rwanda. We have four people wanted for genocide in Rwanda (there are 100 but the four are the test case). The magistrates had agreed to extradite them but the High Court had disagreed on the grounds that they would not get a fair trial in Rwanda. <br /><br />I am advised that I should grant six months leave to remain in the UK ‘in the hope that the legal system in Rwanda improves’.<br /><br />I had asked why we couldn’t try them in The Hague and was told as they were not British, I couldn’t send them there!<br /><br />So a person accused of committing genocide in an ‘unsafe country’ (which country that has genocide is safe!) simply has to get into an ECHR country and they will get away with it. The ECHR is providing cover for people who commit genocide. Madness.</blockquote>The mind boggles at that one.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22202011.post-11678056607663927552011-08-09T16:12:00.003+01:002011-08-09T16:17:06.703+01:00Riots: Quote of the DayFrom the <a href=http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/crime/8687518/Tottenham-riots-how-a-peaceful-vigil-led-to-devastating-carnage.html>Telegraph</a> and <a href=http://www.dailymail.co.uk/debate/article-2023675/Tottenham-riot-The-revolution-televised-Tweeted.html#ixzz1UXqn4x2Z>Daily Mail</a><blockquote>Looters formed an orderly queue outside JD Sports.</blockquote>Only in Britain huh?Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22202011.post-12719956250048074422011-07-24T09:17:00.005+01:002011-07-24T09:30:09.371+01:00Amy Winehouse - posts from the pastI think Amy Winehouse's record sales are about to go through the roof given her <a href=http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-14266134>untimely death due to overdose</a>. Anyhow, here's some posts from the past. <br /><br /><blockquote><a href=http://dizzythinks.net/2007/09/before-heroin.html>Before Heroin - 9th April 2007</a><br /><br />Sticking with the music theme of the last post, I;ve just seen Channel 4 News run a piece about Amy Winehouse and whether she should be up for the Mercury Music Prize or not because she's a smackhead.<br /><br />It's worth noting how bloody good the critically acclaimed 2003 album <i>Frank</i> actually was and who she was before she became a household name because she likes to chase the dragon. This is "Fuck me Pumps", and I'm sure we all know the type of girls she's singing about, not to mention the mild irony given what's happened to her.<br /><br />YouTube is still being slow, give it a chance.<br /><br /><center><iframe width="425" height="349" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/PsLf2yHhLc4" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe></center>Anyway, I'm not sure whether "Back to Black" will win the Mercury Prize tonight, but comparing this girl to Coldplay (as <a href="http://norfolkblogger.blogspot.com/" target="_blank">Nich Starling</a> did last week) is way of the mark musically and lyrically. Shame about the smack.</blockquote><br /><br /><blockquote><a href=http://dizzythinks.net/2007/08/quick-saturday-observation.html>Quick Saturday Observation - 25th August 2007</a> (horribly prescient)<br /><br />The UK's own Janis Joplin in waiting?<br /><br /><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_ZI9ZC-oL5KQ/Rs_DmaEF8VI/AAAAAAAABkQ/bgYtONouLOg/s1600-h/Amy_Winehouse.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_ZI9ZC-oL5KQ/Rs_DmaEF8VI/AAAAAAAABkQ/bgYtONouLOg/s400/Amy_Winehouse.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5102511967432995154" /></a>N.B. Personally I think her first album is infinitely better than Rehab.</blockquote><br /><br />Today probably marks the birth of music legend. Whether she deserves to be one or not will be a matter of personal taste.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22202011.post-3027787479693882492011-07-19T07:59:00.011+01:002011-07-19T09:28:25.296+01:00Perspective<b>Prime Minister: </b>Tony Blair<br /><b>Allegation: </b>Accused of modifying government policy relating to tobacco advertising in sports in return for a donation of £1 million to his political party<br /><b>Truth Status:</b> Not proven - opinions on truth dependent on personal prejudices. Donation eventually returned (although modified policy remained in force)<br /><b>What Opponents Said: </b>Resign<br /><b>Political Status:</b> Survived and won following two elections.<br /><br /><b>Prime Minister: </b>Tony Blair<br /><b>Allegation:</b> Along with his Director of Commmunication accused of lying to Parliament by embelishing and "sexing up" the case for the Iraq War. Presure intensified by the sudden, mysterious death of whistleblower leading to multiple inquiries and conspiracy theories.<br /><b>Truth Status: </b>Not proven - opinions on truth dependent on personal prejudices.<br /><b>What Opponents Said:</b> Resign<br /><b>Political Status: </b>Survived and won following election.<br /><br /><b>Prime Minister: </b>Tony Blair<br /><b>Allegation: </b>That peerages and knighthoods were offered and exchanged for loans and donations to the Labour Party. Staff in Downing Street including the Prime Minister questioned by Police.<br /><b>Truth Status:</b> Not proven - opinions on truth dependent on personal prejudices.<br /><b>What Opponents Said: </b>Resign<br /><b>Political Status:</b> Survived<br /><br /><b>Prime Minister:</b> David Cameron<br /><b>Allegation:</b> That he previously employed someone who has since resigned, who may have - as yet to be proven but alleged by a whistle-blower who has suddenly died - acted criminally prior to his employment; and to have met with multiple times on both personal and business terms (in keeping with his two predecessors), the Chief Executive of a newspaper business.<br /><b>Truth Status:</b> What exactly is the allegation? Opinion will depend on personal prejudices.<br /><b>What Opponents Said:</b> Resign<br /><b>Political Status: </b>To Be Confirmed (oddly)<div><br /></div><div><b>Update: </b>First example courtesy of Alan in the comments.</div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22202011.post-42975975820588814182011-07-12T07:49:00.005+01:002011-07-12T08:02:35.043+01:00Election by September?Sometimes you just happen to be in the right place at the right time to overhear something and then you have to make a quick judgement about what you hear and who said it. This morning is such an occasion so I offer the following health warning:<blockquote><b>** This post is rampant speculation based on things heard and observed **</b></blockquote>OK, that said, I got on my train this morning into London and sat on a bank of six chairs where three men were already sitting. They were chatting in a manner that suggested they knew each other quite well and possibly worked together. The discussion was audible but in hush tones.<br /><br />It was evident quite quickly that the topic of discussion was News International. One of the men, who I'm sure I recognised from the press room at a Tory conference said,<br /><br /><blockquote>"The only reason Rebekah is still there is because she knows where all the bodies are buried"</blockquote>At this point, having referred to someone by first name only there was a look from one of the three to the man who uttered the words, and then the same man did that thing you do with your eyes to indicate something elsewhere... in this case... me. In other words it was a "shut the fuck up" with his eyes.<br /><br />So anyway, the journey continues and the bloke that did the eyes starts to read his Metro. In the front page, top corner of today;s Metro is a box that says something along the lines of "Sun and Sunday Times now pulled into scandal". The "eyes guy" points to it and nudges the one who referred to "Rebekah" by first name and the following was said,<br /><br /><blockquote>Yeah. They'll be an election in two months when the rest comes out.</blockquote>Now, as I said at the beginning, this post carries a health warning. The only reason I posted it was because of the way in which someone was indicated to shut up because I was sitting there. <div><br /></div><div><b><i>Make of it what you will.</i></b></div><br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">Note</span>: For those interested in reading other posts by me, I am now a contributer over at <a href=http://www.iaindale.com/>Dale & Co</a>.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22202011.post-47150167571152353602011-06-26T07:08:00.009+01:002011-06-26T09:20:13.789+01:00This is a gay club for gay people...we'll have no straight ones hereLet's play a little game shall we. Imagine, if you will that you're a Tory councillor and you went out one night to a nightclub to see someone perform. Imagine to that you were standing in the queue waiting patiently to pass the bouncers and get through the door.<br /><br />Whilst in the queue you noticed that they were quite a few gay couples queuing too, so, you get out your mobile phone, you fire up Twitter and you tell your 6000 or so followers that, <blockquote>Resent the number of gay people in the nightclub queue. If you want to see [insert performers name] BUGGER OFF SOMEWHERE ELSE.</blockquote>What do you think the screaming Left would be saying on Twitter? It wouldn't be long before you'd probably be "under pressure" from Leftie bloggers to quit. "Evidence!" they would scream of the vicious evil hatred of equality and sexuality differences.<br /><br />OK, game over, now let's shoot back into reality just a few hours ago to see what a Labour councillor and former NUS President said <a href="http://twitter.com/#!/wesstreeting/status/84780377448783872">last night</a>.<br /><br /><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-G6_oj6awDZc/TgbQAAEI3-I/AAAAAAAAGwQ/78uVcW-KXf0/s1600/streeting.png" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 185px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-G6_oj6awDZc/TgbQAAEI3-I/AAAAAAAAGwQ/78uVcW-KXf0/s400/streeting.png" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5622409883254579170" /></a>Now..... personally I don't really have a problem with the comment in terms of its content and point.* What I do have a problem with is the inherent hypocrisy that exists within the comment given who is making it. You see, it illustrates wonderfully everything that is wrong with identity-based politics.<br /><br />If you're going to go down the route of championing the rights and equal treatments of social groups, whether it be based on gender, who you have sex with, or skin colour, then you really ought to be consistent.<br /><br />For example, if you're going to champion women and fight against sexism, then being sexist towards men isn't really going to put your argument on the moral high ground. Likewise, if you've been <a href="http://www.pinknews.co.uk/news/articles/2005-11490.html">listed</a> as one of the "50 most powerful gay people in British politics" it's probably not a good idea to start slagging off straight people.<br /><br />I doubt of course that such hypocritical dickheadness will result in any newspapers article calling for this particular councillor (also tipped as a future Cabinet minister) to resign or apologise for being heterophobic - mainly because there is no such thing as heterophobia just as it not possible for a white person to experience racism.<div><br /></div><div><b>* UPDATE:</b> Just so it's clear here, I don't think Wes Streeting should be apologising for being "nasty" to straight people because I do actually understand his sentiment. The issue is (a) what would be his reaction if you reversed the words and a Tory councillor said them, and (b) the act of doublethink required on Wes Streeting's part to make such a comment in the first place.</div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22202011.post-49982647086436274992011-06-08T08:11:00.004+01:002011-06-08T08:14:02.190+01:00Blogging has been light and will remain so...Apologies for the lack of posts, the new role I mentioned a couple of months ago has now started in earnest so blogging is now taking very much a back seat whilst I get to grip with all sorts of Amazon cloudy type things.<br /><br />However, if you're really bored and want some amusement I strongly advise reading the recent woes of Tim Ireland over at Bloggerheads and his battle with the Times Higher Education Supplement who seemingly decided to use the name "Bloggerheads" for a column or something. <br /><br />It really chuckled me when I read it on the train the other day. Back in a month or so probably.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22202011.post-78524452725428079102011-05-30T06:34:00.014+01:002011-05-30T07:03:50.175+01:00Will SamCam catch the "Dreamscape Flight" home?<a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-YcU2Pl6IJZ0/TeMs3qgS8HI/AAAAAAAAGv8/1EVPopMNM70/s1600/Sunrise.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img style="float:right; margin:0 0 10px 10px;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 167px; height: 200px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-YcU2Pl6IJZ0/TeMs3qgS8HI/AAAAAAAAGv8/1EVPopMNM70/s200/Sunrise.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5612378895447945330" /></a>You have to love a bit of mindless churnalism from the mainstream media, right? Especially when they fail to spot a rather obvious joke and then palm it off as something that is true. So here's something to make you chuckle - well maybe.<br /><br />On Saturday, <a href="http://order-order.com/2011/05/28/exclusive-dave-the-rave-easyjets-to-ibiza/">Guido Fawkes</a> posted that,<blockquote>the PM was on a crack-of-dawn flight to Ibiza this morning. He paid for premium boarding. Sam flew out yesterday, again on Easyjet taking the baby but leaving the rest of the kids at home. She also took Friday’s Easyjet 3043 which leaves Stansted at 6 a.m. and is know[sic] as the “Sunrise flight” in tribute to the legendary rave organisation.</blockquote>On Sunday, the <a href="http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1391885/Having-large-Sam-Cam-parties-DJ-Pete-Tong-Ibiza-Camerons-fly-short-break.html">Daily Mail</a> wrote up that,<br /><br /><blockquote>The Prime Minister flew out on the 6am easyJet flight 3043 from Stansted – known as the ‘Sunrise flight’ in tribute to the legendary rave organisation which organised all-night dance music parties in the countryside of southern England during the late Eighties.</blockquote><br />Whilst the <a href="http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/politics/david-cameron/8543982/David-and-Samantha-Cameron-holiday-in-Ibiza.html">Daily Telegraph</a> noted that,<br /><br /><blockquote>This time the Camerons are understood to have taken Easyjet's 6am departures from Stansted - known as the "Sunrise flight" in tribute to the raves of the 1990s.</blockquote>At some point you would've thought they might have done their research on that little "tribute" and realised that it's a reference to <a href="http://www.fantazia.org.uk/Scene/orgs/sunrise.htm">event promoters</a>, the PR officer of which was one Paul Staines aka errrr Guido Fawkes.<br /><br />You might have thought the hacks would've also noticed that Sunrise stopped in 1993, two years before Easyjet were even formed, and 6 years before they started <a href="http://corporate.easyjet.com/media/route-launch-dates/1999-1995.aspx?sc_lang=en">flying to Ibiza</a>. Or maybe, just maybe they would've checked the flights to Ibiza and spotted the lack of choice about flying times?<div><br /></div>It's either 6am (landing around 10am local time) or nearer 10pm (landing around 2am local time) - <i>a no-brainer on which is preferable especially when you have baby in tow.</i><br /><br />Yes indeed, apparently the "Fourth Estate" genuinely believes an early morning flight to Ibiza in 2011, on a route that first appeared in 1999, is nicknamed after one of very many many raves that went on a decade earlier that just so happens to have had a PR officer who was also the source of the claim of the "tribute" nickname.<br /><br /><a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-nlu5zXF1seQ/TeMuHk6TjmI/AAAAAAAAGwE/PGI6O2DOSkE/s1600/dreamscape01_6dec91_a.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img style="float:right; margin:0 0 10px 10px;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 200px; height: 141px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-nlu5zXF1seQ/TeMuHk6TjmI/AAAAAAAAGwE/PGI6O2DOSkE/s200/dreamscape01_6dec91_a.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5612380268335959650" /></a>Anyone with a half a brain ought to have spotted the rave reference was a piss-take, so I believe the appropriate words in the contemporary Interweb lexicon are "epic fail".<br /><br /><b><span style="font-style:italic;">Incidentally, should any hacks be reading this, the late night flight to Ibiza is named the "Dreamscape Flight" in tribute to a place where ecstasy chomping ravers fall asleep whilst listening to music at 200 bpm.... honestly</span>.</b>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22202011.post-9675177163388296582011-05-28T06:49:00.003+01:002011-05-28T06:50:11.924+01:00Dear Prime Minister... you're talking bollocksI see our dearly beloved Prime Minister has made a <a href="http://www.guardian.co.uk/politics/2011/may/27/david-cameron-defends-aid-g8">passionate defence</a> over the International Development aid budget. This was after the Daily Mail <a href=http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1391334/Britain-doles-aid-country-despite-savage-cutbacks-home.html>woke up</a> to an argument the some made <a href=http://dizzythinks.net/2010/03/yes-you-really-can-sell-austerity.html>even before</a> the Coalition was formed that you cannot credibly call for austerity at home and talk about tough times whilst simultaneously ring-fencing and increasing how much money you piss away to foreign countries in aid.<br /><br />Now naturally, the knee-jerk reaction to making this sort of argument is that you are in some way "callous". One of the other thing you hear is that we're a rich country and so should do it. To that I say bullshit. We're not a rich country, what we are is in fact a country that has less debt that countries we're giving money we don't have away too. If you're operating in the red and giving away money to others in the red then you're not rich at all, you're just skint and shuffling credit around.<br /><br />The fact is, there is nothing callous about reeling in aid spending whilst you get yourself back on your feet. As I said back in March 2010, if Cameron or whoever stood up and said "you know what, we're in a bit of strife ourselves at the moment, and we really can't afford to do this right now" everyone in the country of the non-tribal idiot persuasion would, I imagine, nod and say "fair enough". After all, if you had £1000 and you're total bill were £1000 you;re not going to say "I think I'll give £100 to charity".<br /><br />It is not callous, it is not uncaring, it is simply deferral until you're have a sound footing to start doing it again.<br /><br />We've heard a lot about cuts in the last years. Some of it has been true, some of it hasn't. The thing is it doesn't matter either way, if people think their losing something at home whilst pumping money we don;t have abroad to the same cut value they're not going to be up in arms of outrage if politicians say "actually we;re going to server you, not those for the moment".<br /><br />David Cameron's obsession with detoxifying the Tory-brand is blinding his judgement. If he just took a moment to lead instead of following what he thinks would be the outcome he would, I think, find that much of the country would follow him and respect him.<br /><br />It's a very simple question with an even simpler one word answer. Do you give money to charity when you have none? You'll be hard pressed to find anyone who says yes I think. Sadly though I don't think Cameron is strong enough to take that view. He likes to talk the talk about making "tough decisions" when it comes to his own country, but doesn't have the balls to do it when it comes to others.<br /><br />Now before anyone does predictably call me callous and uncaring I say this. I'm not saying that foreign aid should be scrapped. What I'm saying is that we should only be spending on it when we can actually afford to do so, and not at the expense of whatever spending can be achieved at home. Get the finances and house in order first, then come back to the issue later.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0