Wednesday 09:00: Asked how the Prime Minister prepared for PMQs, and were there long rehearsals, many officials with him, etc, the PMS replied that obviously, the Prime Minister took PMQs seriously, as it was the opportunity for MPs to question him on any issue of the day. There was a lot going on at the moment, so he had been spending his morning ensuring that he was fully briefed.
Translation: Dear Lord hear my prayers. Please don't let it go wrong. Please?
Wednesday 15:00: Asked for a readout of how the Prime Minister thought PMQs went, the PMS replied that the Prime Minister was getting on with the business of running the country.
Translation: Shut up, shut up! Stop going on about it! Just leave me alone will you. There are more important things to talk about don't you know! God I hate you lying mischievious scumbags! They don't call me PMS for nothing!
Wednesday 15:10: Asked if the Prime Minister was aware of the information that John Reid later gave to the House, or did he just choose not to put it in that way, the PMS replied that the Prime Minister was aware of the issues surrounding Hizb ut Tahrir.
Translation: Mention that bloody name again and I'll have your pass so help me God I swear! Of course the PM knows what he was saying, it's not like he's only been in the job five days... I mean seven days... SEVEN DAYS! You can't quote that!
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I can't stand this hyper-active idea that the country needs hands-on, 24/7 "government".
Or Brown.
Brown's exhausted already - he'll never last the pace
Are the comments of the PMOS posted online?
Ta
well I lol'ed
The poor man has finally realised that it's easier to offer advice from some cover.
Looks like the PMS has PMT!
Very funny! Wonder how many Brown friendly journos will now be prompted to try and convince us of the insignificance and irrelevance of PMQ's? Brown will soon go awol on wednesdays; there is no way on earth that man will continue to subject his monstrous ego to such painful public humiliation .
Although I detest Brown I did almost feel sorry for him when he started stammering.
Has he been seen since?
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